School lunch, weird teachers, horrifying lunchroom employees and all the terror of a hundred-thousand dreams of showing up for class in nothing but your underwear. Marty Ruckerman and chums find out the horrible secrets lurking in the teacher's lounge at Emerpathy Middle School. [Publisher Note: Also ... more »

Product Info Robin Hood's mother kvetches about her outlaw son during a game of mah jongg. more »

Product Info A collection of tragicomic poems, inspired by actual headlines from the Weekly World News. Introduction by Ed Bryant. Bram Stoker Award Finalist more »

THE HOLES IN YOUR HEAD & Other Humorous and Astounding Facts About Our Human Mind and Psychology is an entertaining, informative compilation of over 400 amazing facts about the human mind and psychology drawn from the cutting edge of contemporary research. Some of these entries will amuse you; others ... more »

Ten Chocolates From the Box is a collection of short Christian stories drawn from events in the authors' own lives. The stories encompass a variety of genre--from humor to quiet reflection. Experience Christmas in a Soviet prisoner of war camp, be reminded of God's gentle leading, or spend a riotous ... more »

Peter Gardiner has written a book about his life and times which he has called It's Been a Quite Life. As soon as you begin reading, you discover life was anything but quiet. He was a graziers' son who was expected to follow in his fathers footsteps, but he had little taste for things agricultural. Early ... more »

It was Eros Urides, the real Martian behind the scenes, who dictated the contents of this book through the medium to Mr. Kennon.  It was further stated that The medium was held in trance for short periods only, as the medium must necessarily experience the atmosphere of Mars which is more rarified ... more »

In the future, schools will be outdated and we'll all have knowledge grafted straight into our heads. Just make sure they configure the innoculotron correctly, or you might wind up contracting Esperanto by mistake! more »

When an itinerant Jewish businessman is commanded (condemned?) by Christ to tarry here until I return, he spends the next 2000 years trying to keep busy and occasionally helping along the advancement of civilization. more »

A l'angle du boulevard Saint-germain et de la rue de Solférino, un régiment de cuirassiers qui regagnait au pas l'école militaire força Lahrier à s'arrêter. Il demeura les pieds au bord du trottoir, ravi au fond de ce contretemps imprévu qui allait retarder de quelques minutes encore l'instant désormais ... more »

So the millennia have passed, and the time of the reckoning is once more nigh ... not to mention that you've got a busted velvet-Elvis and the oil heat isn't working. Find out what happens when the owner of a mullet and a used AMC Gremlin becomes the chosen one, and has to battle demons, various and ... more »

Juan Luis Obregon was perhaps the greatest Portuguese novelist of the 20th century. If only he hadn't taken a job as a coat tree, there is no telling what masterpieces he might have created. more » more »