All women know that Training Wheels (fake diamond earrings) don't count as a Big-Ticket Item (a gift big enough to get a man out of trouble). Most have spent an evening doing Raw Cookie Dough Time (after they've been dumped) and, when they were really desperate, dated men from the Recycling Bin. (What ... more »

CONTENTS: I. CHANCING IT FOR VEE II. PULLING A SLEUTH STUNT III. WHEN IRA SHOWED SOME PEP IV. TORCHY BUGS THE SYSTEM V. BREEZING BY WITH PEGGY VI. GLOOM SHUNTING FOR THE BOSS VII. TORCHY IN ON THE DRAW VIII. GLADYS IN A DOUBLE BILL IX. LATE RETURNS ON POPOVER X. MERRY DODGES A DEAD HEAT XI. THE PASSING ... more »

Forget the jokes that have been doing the email rounds at work; Here is a collection of new Chav funnies. When do Chavs shoplift the most? When they're awake. Why did the Chav cross the road? To happy slap the chicken. What is a Chav's favourite computer game? Electronic tag. How do you get five Chavs ... more »

hip"ster - \hip-stur (s)\ n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part ... more »

For sale: The state of West Virginia Britney Spears's Pregnancy Test A Spare Kidney Bob Dylan's Childhood Home The World's Longest French Fry Black Betsy The Meaning of Life There is only one place you can get all of these under one roof. In addition to being one of the world's largest retailers, ... more »

Aussi connue comme Loi de l'Emmerdement Maximum, ou Loi de la tartine beurrée, la Loi de Murphy est, avec le chaos, la relativité, et la mécanique quantique, une des plus grandes découvertes du siècle. more »

In one word: egregious.Damn It Feels Good To Be A Banker is a Wall Street epic, a war cry for the masses of young professionals behind desks at Investment Banks, Hedge Funds, and Private Equity shops around the world. With chapters like No. We do not have any 'hot stock tips' for you, Mergers are a girl ... more »

When New York Times bestselling author and comedian Jim Norton isn't paying for massages with happy endings, or pretending to be fooled by transsexuals he picks up, he spends his time wondering what certain people would look like on fire...What do Heather Mills, the Reverend Al Sharpton, and Dr. Phil ... more »

Announcing a major new comic talent -- from dancing in S+M clubs to snorting Viagra, a brilliant, unflinching, and uproaurious set of stories from the edge of sex. It all starts when Lolita, Jayson Gallaway's nineteen-year-old girlfriend, delays their connubial bliss by deciding to alphabetize their ... more »

an excerpt from BOOK ONE - Chapter I. A Pawn of Fate: Mrs. Lora Delane Porter dismissed the hireling who had brought her automobile around from the garage and seated herself at the wheel. It was her habit to refresh her mind and improve her health by a daily drive between the hours of two and four in ... more »

It just isn't fair: most of us would be lucky to be able to express ourselves in writing half as well as David Sedaris does in his new book, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. But on top of his skills with the written word, the author also has substantial gifts as a performer, and he proves this ... more »

From the INTRODUCTION: William Kemp was a comic actor of high reputation. Like Tarlton, whom he succeeded as wel in the fauour of her Maiesty as in the opinion and good thoughts of the generall audience, he usually played the Clown, and was greatly applauded for his buffoonery, his extemporal wit, and ... more »